( THIS IS GONNA BE SOME PG RAPE-AGE. I JUST KNOW IT. )

( Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw - the ILLUSTRATED version! )

( That WAS me messing with the video, and yes, the porn music was MY idea too. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD )

( I don't have any babies with John-John coz he's too busy being thoroughly used by Randy to make up for putting him through a table like that. Awww, they're so in love. )

( JUSTIN GABRIEL YOU ARE SO FUCKING GAY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YOU DIVA. YOU MAKE CODY'S MOST EFFEMINATE MOMENTS LOOK BUTCH. )

( Aw roight, lads? How are yeh? Tuh whu' do Oi owe the 'anur? )

( OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG. All these smirks. Srsleh. My cunt. My clit. My hymen. My ovaries. Have them ALL. )

( KILL HIM, TED, KILL HIM! :: is your weekly dose of 'KILL HIM, person, KILL HIM!' from me. :: )

Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers apply.
Title: La Fijacion
Pairing: Centon vs Candy
Series Rating: Rated R.
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Summary: There’s something about the new guy that’s not quite right…
Author’s Notes: Thanks so much for the reviews! It’s great to be writing Centon and Candy again. I guess that’s what stress does to a person, LOL. (Does ( Read more... )

( Just so we're clear - Daddy with a capital first D is Randy. Papa with a capital first P is Sheamus.....Yes, something IS wrong with me, how can you tell? Should I seek help for this? )